Thursday, April 24, 2014
relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like oh wait

relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like

oh wait

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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

Monday, April 21, 2014

asteriskos:

I just tried to say “finders keepers, losers weepers” but, by some miracle, what came out of my mouth instead was “finders loopers, keepers woopers”

Sunday, April 20, 2014

snotferret:

when Easter and 4/20 come together

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Saturday, April 19, 2014
colleeb:

I got a new tablecloth for Directions

colleeb:

I got a new tablecloth for Directions

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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elenei:

someone write me this fic

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

Thursday, April 10, 2014

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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

zipitclark:

#captain america 2: winter soldier

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hellotailor:

reichenbach-rising:

brodinsons:

THOR GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

I like the idea of Loki’s bedroom literally being a frozen wasteland where it’s always night time, while Thor’s room is just a normal place with a hat rack and some scarves. Loki is So Goth.

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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

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Monday, April 7, 2014
seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

Sunday, April 6, 2014

thorkitastic:

flawlessspecter:

theeindian:

quantumbanana:

staringinto-the-deepblue:

I’M DYING

I AM CRYING

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL

IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED.  

HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS. 

EPIC

(Source: daily-asgardian-news)