do u ever just
suddenly remember how unattractive u are
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
- me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
- me: are those brownies
I have two eyeliner settings: “none” and “wanton mistress of the night.”
[breaks into your house at 3am]
DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT DYLAN O’BRIEN
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
i’ve recently found that i miss sleeping with another person. not even sex, just the actual sleeping bit. all warm skin and cotton t-shirts and tangled limbs. but for some reason i don’t think someone would agree to an arrangement where i slept with them but they were not allowed to physically or vocally engage with me in any other manner or at any other time, you don’t exist unless you’re wrapped around me at 3 am, is that the sun rising, time for you to leave thanks so much goodbye.
do you ever keep tabs open thinking “eh i’ll get to that later” and then five weeks pass and you still haven’t fucking done anything with it