Cleaning my room be like
I hate how your mind thinks of something really creepy and you try to act all casual about it like “haha that would be creepy if a demon came up behind me and tried to breathe on me hahahahaha” then you go and turn every single light on and call your mom.
before you do something please ask yourself “is this something that steve rogers would do” and if it isn’t, don’t do it
i’m gonna fist fight someone in an alley
that’s the spirit!